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I've decided to re-write this because the first time I wrote it I sounded like a 12 year old girl. I'm a 16 year old guy. I need to be mature about things. So I've decided since it's a new year, I'm gonna change my bio, and make it sound less childish.

So.

I'm Carlos, but call me Carl. I come from jolly ol' England, where the sun rarely shines and kinda copied the fish and chips idea. Silly. Anyway, I'm 16 years old, I'm a Satanist and have been since I was 11 years old. I live with my Mum, Dad, my brother and sister and my cousin. She's moving out to get her own flat soon. I've got a cat called Medusa, who's had 3 kittens: Lucifer, Satania and Dante. They're adorable. I can't - and won't - put any photos up because I have a phobia of flash on cameras, I'm incredibly camera shy and the last camera that was bought got broke by my friend Kyle, who broke it during an argument. So no photos. No arguments. Capiche?

I'm homosexual. Homosexual is a mix of sexual and homosapien. I'm just shitting with you, it means you like cock. Matt says I like big, black hairy cock but this isn't true. I like Leo's Well, I should do, 'cus he's my boyfriend after all. I love him with all my heart, and even though we've been together for 2 years, it feels like forever. His birthday's on Valentines Day, and that's when we first got together: I asked him to be my boyfriend on his birthday. So on Feb 14th, it's Valentines Day, his birthday AND our aniversary. FUCK! I'm gonna have to start writing cards...

So. Music.

I love Motionless In White, Bullet For My Valentine, Avenged Sevenfold, Deathstars, The 69 Eyes, Wednesday 13, Murderdolls, Slipknot, Terminal Choice, Blutengel, Black Sabbath, The Prodigy, Crashdiet, Steel Panther, Rob Zombie, Misfits, Asking Alexandria, Korn - I love a lot of music. I really do. I'll be here forever just listing all my favorite bands.

I like reading books, drawing, drinking, skateboarding, swimming, spending time with friends, cosplaying, spending time (and the night) with my boyfriend, bandslash, Drop Dead clothing, hoodies...erm.

I collect voodoo dolls. I can play guitar.

I'm ambidextrious ;]

And I'm friends with really strange people.

So yeahh. That's me.